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Currently Listening O By Damien Rice see related

If I were a month I would be: November
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 6:47 pm
If I were a planet I would be: Pluto
If I were a sea animal I would be: a vampire squid
If I were a direction I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a soft bed
If I were a sin I would be: lust
If I were a liquid I would be: liquid nitrogen
If I were a stone, I would be: an emerald
If I were a tree, I would be: a Christmas tree
If I were a bird, I would be: a penguin
If I were a tool, I would be: a micrometer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a tiger lily
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: snow
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a violin
If I were an animal, I would be: a rabbit
If I were a color, I would be: green
If I were an emotion, I would be: chaos
If I were a vegetable, I would be: an artichoke
If I were a sound, I would be: wind
If I were an element, I would be: antimony
If I were a car, I would be: a 1963 corvette
If I were a song, I would be: Dazed and Confused
If I were a poem, I would be written by: Robert Frost
If I were a food, I would be: strawberries
If I were a place, I would be: the shady spot under a tree
If I were a material, I would be: silk
If I were a taste, I would be: pleasant
If I were a scent, I would be: cookies
If I were a religion, I would be: nonjudgmental
If I were a word, I would be: love
If I were an object, I would be: a pillow
If I were a body part I would be: the small of the back
If I were a facial expression I would be: suprise
If I were a cartoon character I would be: wonder woman
If I were a shape I would be a: circle
If I were a number I would be: 3

A Short Autobiography (with pictures)

At age 2 I won a baby/toddler photo contest

In 6th grade I joined the science club

I graduated from SJCU

For a short while after I was a female body builder

Which lead directly to my next job, posing for dork porn

Then I decided to settle down

I married my long-time love, Tom (isn't Tom a catch?)

Then I became a third grade teacher

I grew old and Tom grew ugly

After Tom died I spent my time showing champion dogs

Sadly, though I could not make it without my dearest Tom

Currently Listening Straylight Run By Straylight Run see related

I'm happy beyond all get-out